Sunday, May 17, 2009

How Business is Done

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son: "I will choose my own bride!"

Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter."

Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law."

President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can! get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive



What is Marketing?


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'

That's Direct Marketing !



You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'

That's Advertising !



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'

That's Telemarketing !


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'

That's Public! Relations !



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.<>
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'

That's Brand Recognition !



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback !

Even If you have nothing, You can! get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive

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